Monday, March 14, 2011

Zombie Ants

Being me, I dont worry about things like natural disasters. I worry about the bizarre things like being eaten by a cat or being rolled into traffic by my own shopping cart.

One of the things I thought I was prepared for was the Zombie Apocalypse.

I was wrong.

Scientists have found a fungus that turns ants into zombies in order to grow. See, I was prepared. I could handle zombie dogs, zombie people, zombie cats, even zombie hamsters. What I wasn't prepared for was zombie ants. Those little buggers would have been my downfall.

Thankfully, I caught this flaw in my zombie-fighting plan in time. Otherwise, it would have been very very bad.

zombie ants

You're welcome.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

This is why every day should be a half day.

Me; Hey Spicer!!!!!!

Spicer; Hhheeeeyyyyy

Me; Tired much? ( Bouncing up and down in my seat while drinking coffee and earning strange looks from Spicer)

Spicer; A little. Had enough coffee?

Me; Why? This is only my second mug. ( looking defensive while holding coffee mug to my chest)

Spicer; (head tilted slightly with eye brow raised) I think you have a problem.

Me; What problem?

Spicer; You drink too much caffeine.

Me; Nnnooooo. It's only too much when I pass out from a caffeine overdose and a sugar high. ( defiantly takes another sip of coffee.)

Spicer; Happened before?

Me; ...  (looking more defensive while finishing off my coffee)

At this point, one of my more hyper teachers walks into the room. It's friday, so naturally there is something up his sleeve.

Mr. K; WOO HOO!!!!! Friday!!! Happy half day, squirrel appreciation, koolaid party day!!!!!!!!

Class; (confused looks and many whispers regarding the koolaid party comment)


At this point, we started shuffling around the desks and making koolaid. Mr. K started up the karaoke machine and we made a giant circle with the desks. The koolaid was made, cups were passed around, and our party began.